A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it
 came back there were still stains in her panties.
 
The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese laundryman
 that says, "Use more soap on panties."
 
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note
 to the laundry. "Use more soap on panties."
 
Finally fed up, the Chinese man responded with his own note that
 said," Use more paper on ass."

一女在一家中国人开的洗衣店洗衣服。衣服拿回家后，他发现内裤上还有留有斑点。于是第二周她就给这个洗衣店的洗衣工递了条子，说：“洗内裤的时候多放点洗涤剂！”
一连几个周，此女一直不断的提醒这家洗衣店：“洗内裤的时候多用点洗涤剂！”

最后这个中国洗衣工忍无可忍了，于是给这个女客户回递了一张条子：
“擦屁股的时候多用点纸！”