鐵箍

    夫婦同飯﹐妻問曰﹕“韭蒜有何好處﹐汝喜吃他﹖”夫曰﹕“食之﹐此物如鐵
棒一般的。”妻亦連食不已﹐夫曰﹕“汝吃何用﹖”妻曰﹕“我吃了像鐵箍一般的。”


 At the table during the dinner, the wife asked her husband:"why do you llike eating leeks so much?" 
'well, it can help  to make my dick harder, as hard as a iron stick!" 
the wife was very  happy to know  that， and she  began to  kept chewing leeks as much as posssible.
"what are you doing？" the husband was confused to see that.
"I want my cunt   as  tight  as an iron hoop!"