Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time!

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special".

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?  

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!!

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded. 

这个也是很难翻译的，关键是在于screw这个词，一次多义。

上次那个中文孔子的笑话，主要是利用了汉语的象形，而英语里，象形的恐怕肯定不如汉语丰富。不过，英文里面一次多义似乎更多一些。