一日，篮球明星丹尼斯罗德曼在酒吧和一女的看对了眼，便带她出去开房。在酒店里，女的一上来就先把罗德曼的上衣脱了，露出老罗一身的纹身。女的见老罗胳膊上纹了个“reebok”，觉得很奇怪，就问：你咋纹个锐步在胳膊上呢。

    罗德曼说：“这是我给锐步做的广告。”

   女的继续，把老罗的裤子也脱了，又惊奇的发现老罗的腿上纹了个PUMA，老罗说这也是广告。

接着那女的把老罗的内裤也扒下来了，看见老罗鸡巴上纹了一个AIDS，女的大吃一惊，退后两步大叫到：“我可不能跟一个有艾滋病的人做爱！”

“没事的宝贝儿，”老罗说，“待会他就变成ADIDAS了。”

   A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"

He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".