一老头娶了一怀春少女。洞房之夜，少女对老头说：今晚咱好好爽一下吧。老头不说话只是举起自己的手，摊开五个手指头。
啊，你想要5次？女孩兴奋的不得了。
不，老头说，你挑跟手指头吧。
This old man marries a girl barely out of her teens.
Needless to say she is asking for it, so when they get into bed on the wedding night she asks him, "So are we going to have rampant sex tonight?"
The man responds by raising his hand and outstretching his fingers.
"What? Five times?" asks the eager girl.
"No," he replied. "Pick a finger."
黄荤之恋
此blog翻译、刊登成人笑话（含中翻英与英翻中）。任何有趣的成人笑话都可能出现在此，当然受法律保护禁止刊登的除外。
翻译力求准确，但不一定准确，也不保证英语国家人士能看得懂。
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